48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.
(via ohdamnitskathryn)
so in writer’s craft our assignment is to write the worst poem we can possibly create
and we’re having a contest and i think i’m going to win
I need to bring this classic back
(Source: lupinses, via ohdamnitskathryn)
you know how a period is supposed to last 3-7 days
who is that asshole that only has to suffer 3 days
How freaking long are your classes? The longest period I had was 50 minutes.
There was so much innocence in that comment
(via ohdamnitskathryn)
do you ever just
realise
that one of your friends
male or female
is like, really hot?
but not in a ‘damn i’d tap that’ kinda way
but in a
‘i made friends with someone who’s really attractive, nice’
(via ohdamnitskathryn)